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[更新：2015/7/15]  1、No matter what
    A man who was to be investigated by the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant for

[更新：2015/7/15]  2、NASA Mars Mission
    NASA was interviewing professionals they were planning on sending to Mars. The to

[更新：2015/7/14]  3、美国梦
    An American attorney1 had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy

[更新：2015/7/14]  4、咖啡时间
    Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.  &n

[更新：2015/7/14]  5、世界上最聪明的狗
    There once was a dog show to determine the worlds smartest dog. Three dogs were i

[更新：2015/6/30]  6、
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.　　The attorney asks, Before you signed the death

[更新：2015/6/30]  7、Car Trouble
A Rabbi, a Monk, and a lawyer are riding down the road when their car breaks down in the middle of n

[更新：2015/6/30]  8、Interview at the Firm
There was a job opening in the countrys most prestigious law firm and it finally comes down to Rober

[更新：2015/6/30]  9、Three Government Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.; one from New Jersey,

[更新：2015/6/30]  10、
There once was a dog show to determine the worlds smartest dog. Three dogs were in the final. One do

[更新：2015/6/30]  11、Coffee break
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.　　The first one said, I think acc

[更新：2015/6/30]  12、What is 1+2
Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures, youll find that its reasonably in

[更新：2015/6/30]  13、American Dream
An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawy

[更新：2015/6/30]  14、
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will not live

[更新：2014/3/11]  15、
    whos heart is better    A man has a heart attack and is brought to

[更新：2014/1/8]  16、
    whos heart is better    A man has a heart attack and is brought to

[更新：2012/11/27]  17、One Side of the Case 一面之辞
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his

[更新：2012/11/27]  18、Good Sight 好视力
Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far ca

[更新：2012/11/27]  19、Who Are Crooks? 谁是骗子？
A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly（坦率地） that half the city council were croo

[更新：2012/11/27]  20、Three People 三个人
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an ho

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[更新：2012/11/27]  21、Do What You Can 尽力而为就好
In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, &quo

[更新：2012/11/27]  22、Im the groom
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But off

[更新：2012/11/27]  23、Both Attorneys Have Been Identified
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And youre a liar!" bel

[更新：2012/11/27]  24、One Side of the Case 我们只听一面之辞
A judge asked our group of potential jurors（陪审员） whether anyone should be excused, and one man raise

[更新：2012/11/27]  25、Early Shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. "Wh

[更新：2012/11/27]  26、What my daddy does
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.Timmy stood up and sa

[更新：2012/11/27]  27、Speed Limit
The British RAF base where I was stationed（驻扎，配置） as part of a contingent（分遣队，偶然事件） of USAF personne

[更新：2012/11/27]  28、A Brain Transplant 脑移植手术
A Brain TransplantThe Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of

[更新：2012/11/27]  29、Valentines Day Cards
 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the count

[更新：2012/11/27]  30、Thats a real bargain
  A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The

[更新：2012/11/27]  31、You wont go to jail
  A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking

[更新：2012/11/27]  32、job interview
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive offi

[更新：2012/11/27]  33、heaven
Following a distinguished legal career, a man arrived at the Gates of Heaven, accompanied by the Pop

[更新：2012/11/27]  34、bites
Why dont sharkes and snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy.

[更新：2012/11/27]  35、drowning lawyers
Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!

[更新：2012/11/27]  36、lying
How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move.

[更新：2008/8/23]  37、Lawyers Brains笑话
    A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor and its inoperable - in fact, its so larg

[更新：2008/8/23]  38、Lawyers Grave笑话
    A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girls grandmoth

[更新：2008/8/23]  39、2 Bullets & A Lawyer笑话
    If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a

[更新：2008/8/23]  40、Thrifty Lawyer笑话
    A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.   &n

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[更新：2008/6/28]  101、Enema笑话
    Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldnt find a coffin

[更新：2008/6/28]  102、Shot duck笑话
    A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas.     He shot and dropped

[更新：2008/6/28]  103、Langauge笑话
    Someone mistakenly leaves the cages open in the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo and there are snakes s

[更新：2008/6/28]  104、Guess who?笑话
    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter meth

[更新：2008/6/28]  105、Guilty, guilty..笑话.
    A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excu

[更新：2008/6/28]  106、Cigars笑话
    A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. If I lose this case

[更新：2008/6/26]  107、Dying confession笑话
    A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside.     Jack, Ive got to conf

[更新：2008/6/26]  108、First lawyer笑话
    A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the sam

[更新：2008/6/26]  109、Bronze rat笑话
    A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Franciscos Chinatown.     Pick

[更新：2008/6/26]  110、Mrs. Johnson的笑话
    A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. &nbs

[更新：2008/6/26]  111、The truth笑话
    A lawyer admonished the witness, Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?  

[更新：2008/6/26]  112、Ok oldest first
    Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causin

[更新：2008/6/26]  113、Tell the truth笑话
    A boy who was a witness in court was asked by a lawyer, Did anyone tell you what to say in court?&nbs

[更新：2008/6/17]  114、Lawyers son笑话
    The lawyers son wanted to follow in his fathers footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated wit

[更新：2008/6/17]  115、Bribe笑话
    Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.    So, he said,

[更新：2008/6/17]  116、Gold watch笑话
    A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful beca

[更新：2008/6/17]  117、Evidence笑话
    After a trial had been going on for three days, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up an

[更新：2008/6/17]  118、Fool笑话
    “Will you tell the court how far you were from the spot where the shooting occurred?” asked a defense

[更新：2008/6/17]  119、Dirty car
    A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass,

[更新：2008/6/17]  120、Change of jobs
    A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring. So he volunteered as a lib

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[更新：2008/6/3]  141、Ex-wife
    A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. &nb

[更新：2008/6/3]  142、Bar fighter
    There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. &nb

[更新：2008/6/3]  143、Fore...
    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a

[更新：2008/5/31]  144、American Law
    An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawye

[更新：2008/5/31]  145、Charity
    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the towns

[更新：2008/5/31]  146、11th husband
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.    On their wedding

[更新：2008/5/31]  147、Well-dressed woman
    A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone.  &

[更新：2008/5/31]  148、Mexican bandit
    A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in T

[更新：2008/5/31]  149、A lawyers story
    I always wanted a hopped up muscle car when I was younger. I couldnt afford one. Now I can, and I hav

[更新：2008/5/31]  150、Legal parrot
    A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots

[更新：2008/5/31]  151、Attorney and Witness
    Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff?    Witness: I

[更新：2008/5/31]  152、Trip to Mars
    NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Eart

[更新：2008/5/31]  153、Burial
    An elderly spinster called the lawyers office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer

[更新：2008/5/28]  154、1000 I Love You
    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,    balding man standing a

[更新：2008/5/28]  155、Lawyers Leave A Bad Taste
    Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail

[更新：2008/5/28]  156、Valentines
    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter meth

[更新：2008/5/28]  157、Good News And Bad News
    A man was summoned to his attorneys office. Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news? the

[更新：2008/5/28]  158、Still A Virgin
    A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times.     On their

[更新：2008/5/28]  159、Dishonest Lawyer
    Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his clients jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter

[更新：2008/5/28]  160、Donations To The United Way
    The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the towns most succes

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