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不可随处小便 (2012-01-15 14:34:14)
此情此景只好让人先歇一下筷子，想一下会发生一些什么下文。
其实，首先让人想到的就是，这些人怎么一点文明也不讲的呀。在幼儿园里老师都会教的，想屙嘘嘘你得上卫生间，也就是不可随处小便呀。民国的元老于右任对于那些经常来求字的粉丝，，就写了“不可随处小便”赠送，可见这个做人的基本道理是多么地重要。
随处小便是不好的行为，在紧急的时候是可以理解的，比如说周围实在找不到卫生间了，但很多时候还是考验一个人的自制力的，不到万不得已，真地是不能随便亮剑的。女生由于动作难度系数大，操作就更麻烦了。不过很多受过传统教育的人至少还懂得带上一把伞，既可遮风挡雨，危急时刻还可以遮挡一些好奇的目光。
除了自身素质以外，也有一些措施来管控这种不讲卫生的行为的。比如罚款，还是比较有效的，因为大家会认真地考量一下放纵自我的性价比，有可能自己和一个新和平的老板讲得口水都干所产生的实惠，还不如这一脬尿的投入大，为不过呀！所以一旦与经济效益直接挂钩，纪律性和自我控制能力明显改善。即使是在神仙界，孙悟空在如来佛的手心来了这么一下，结果被五指山镇压了五百年，头上都长草了。美国在蛇年九一一挨了本拉登一记重击之后，各类安检的经济成本和时间成本大幅上涨，过了这么多年，也搞定了本拉登了，本来以为可以爽一下了，那几个不识时务的丘八哥哥用自己的小弟弟对塔利班班子成员来了那么一下，看来今后美国人注定坐飞机要慢过坐单车了。现在谴责批评痛骂诅咒也来不及了，出来混是要还的，所以搞艺术之前得算好经济帐。
当然了，小便除了让人爽以外，偶尔也产生重大社会效益。去过欧洲首都布鲁塞尔的人一定去看它的城雕撒尿小童于连，人家也撒尿，也当众撒，可人家除了当时浇灭了炸药的导火线以外，至今还吸引游人来观看，为拉动比利时和欧元区的经济做出了不可磨灭的贡献。
不可随处小便，小处不可随便，大家都要记住，无论是南宁人，中国人，还是美国人。
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2012-01-30 21:09:52
Happy Spring Festival！
2012-01-30 21:07:44
It's very good!
2012-01-30 21:06:06
Well done!
2012-01-17 15:02:31
well said and well written
2012-01-16 20:09:55
funny chinglish。
2012-01-16 06:45:04
谁和美国碰都没有见过有好下场的。
2012-01-15 22:14:43
看来美国人今后要尿血了
2012-01-15 22:04:33
睇问题比较有特色，欢迎多滴来搞。
2012-01-15 21:46:27
American soldiers are not duly appointed representatives of the American government or it's people. They are a well oiled killing machine. If they want to piss on their dead enemies, so be it. I don't give a fuck, good for them.
2012-01-15 21:45:18
I think that it should be said that the acts of four individuals does not represent the beliefs of the country. It is very unfortunate that similar acts have occurred in the recent past. What those taking part in these acts fail to understand is that these very acts not only give the whole country a bad reputation, but they provide motivation and a recruitment tool for the exact organization (if you can call it that) that we are trying to dismantle. It is indeed a sad day, because this shameful conduct is counter-productive.
2012-01-15 21:44:13
it is shameful and I am embarrassed as an American but I am not losing any sleep about it. They do a lot worse.
2012-01-15 21:42:53
It would be naive of you to think that the number of innocent civilians killed in 'Americas War on Terror' is no less significant than the number you stated...
Maybe not, but the act in itself, is grotesque, and does nothing to repair America's already tattered reputation.
Your ignorance for another Country's practices aside - Americas current and past Human rights track record is hardly pristine. This whole tit for tat, my country is better than your country playground bullshit is getting old.
2012-01-15 21:40:42
Not quite as shameful as killing ~2,500 innocent civillians in a cowardly terrorist attack which, lest we forget, kicked off the entire 'wait to get through airport security' business. Don't get me wrong, I don't agree with what they did but let's keep SOME perspective here...
Pissing on the corpse of an enemy in an active combat zone < Killing a large number of innocent civillians just to try and make a point
Oh and btw, we in the U.S. will start taking tips on Human Rights from the Chinese as soon as the Chinese government ends the practices of slave labor, harvesting organs from prisoners and their tacit approval of the killing of baby girls in the guise of population control.
2012-01-15 21:39:19
The video showing four US soldiers peeing on Taliban dead bodies does not have the size and length of the repsonsible dicks fully presented to the world, it is a shame.
The four guys must have been thinking with dicks, how much more time will your fellow countrymen have to take through the airport security just for your momentary urination cum?Taliban will not solve this humiliation with the same amount of yellow body fluid,those stupid and uneducated GIs,see what you have brought to your country? Kennedy will turn over in his tomb.
博主回复: That is exactly what I want to say in the blog post.
2012-01-16 09:45:37
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